What you get
Four drops a month, one a week, every Monday at 9am your local time. Each one is a self-contained, copy-and-paste asset — not a strategy deck, not a Loom, not a meeting invite.
Week 1
Tested, conversion-tuned ad copy you can paste straight into Meta or Google Ads Manager.
Week 2
Two weeks of social posts so you can schedule once and forget about it.
Week 3
A full nurture or promotion sequence, written to convert your list — not bore them.
Week 4
What's hurting your rankings this month, and one piece of content that will move them.
Built for B2B SMB owners
The Drop is a sharp tool for a narrow problem: you own a service business, you can't justify a $2.5k/mo agency, and you know your marketing falls off whenever client work picks up.
Pilates / yoga / barre
You're doing eight teaches a week and trying to keep a class schedule full. You don't have time to write Reels captions, plan an email sequence for the new TA reformer class, and audit the studio's SEO. The Drop hands you a month of marketing in a sequence: ad copy for new-student offers, social you can hand a VA, an email nurture for trial-pass leads, and an SEO audit so your studio shows up when locals search.
Single-owner clinics
Botox, fillers, laser, weight loss — the offers move fast and so does your competition's marketing. You either pay an agency $2.5k a month and wait six weeks to get anything live, or you DIY at midnight after a 12-hour clinic day. The Drop gives you ready-to-publish ads for monthly promos, social that doesn't look AI-generated, email flows for new-patient consults, and a quarterly SEO audit so Google Maps loves you.
Cosmetic dental, immigration law, P&C insurance
You're an expert in a high-trust, high-ticket service and your marketing needs to sound like it. Most agencies hand you generic copy that could be selling anything. The Drop is briefed on your vertical, your offers, your voice — so ad copy reads like you wrote it, emails actually address what your clients worry about, and the SEO audit knows that 'cosmetic veneers near me' and 'porcelain veneers cost' are different intents.
Honest comparison
We're not going to pretend the Drop is the right call for every business. Here's the same problem solved four different ways, with real numbers and zero spin.
| The Drop | Freelance marketer | Local agency | Doing it yourself | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Monthly cost | $149/mo | $1,500–$3,000/mo | $2,500+/mo | $0 (in cash) |
| Cancel terms | Cancel anytime, no contract | Usually 1-month notice | 3-month minimum, auto-renew | N/A |
| Output cadence | 4 drops/month, every Monday | Depends on freelancer's week | Monthly delivery, often slips | When you find time (rarely) |
| Async / no calls | 100% async, zero calls | Weekly status calls | Kickoff + monthly review calls | No calls (you're the call) |
| Quality control | Briefed once, refined per drop | Variable, person-dependent | Strong on paper, junior in practice | Whatever you can write at 11pm |
If you're already at $25k+ MRR and need someone running ads and posting to your accounts, hire a freelance marketer. If you need a month of strong, consistent content for $149, that's the Drop.
Questions, honestly answered
If something isn't covered here, email [email protected] and we'll reply within a day.
Yes. The Marketing Drop is a true month-to-month subscription — cancel from your account dashboard in two clicks and you won't be billed again. There's no contract, no minimum term, no cancellation fee. If you cancel mid-month you keep access to that month's drops.
Yes. After you subscribe you fill in a one-page brand brief (about 10 minutes): voice samples, your three best offers, your top 5 keywords, target customer, and any words/phrases to avoid. From drop #2 onward everything is written to that brief. If something lands off, you reply to the email with a one-line note and we recalibrate.
Reply to the drop email and we'll regenerate that week's deliverable based on your feedback within 48 hours, no questions asked. If two drops in a row miss the mark we'll refund that month in full — no retention call, no friction.
You fill in a short brief once when you sign up — it takes about 10 minutes and asks for your business name, vertical, top offers, target customer, voice samples (paste 2-3 emails or social posts you liked), and anything to avoid. After that, drops just show up. You don't have to brief us weekly.
The $49 first-month price IS the sample. Use code FIRSTMONTH49 at checkout. You get all four drops at full quality. If after the first drop you don't see the value, reply and ask for a refund — we'll process it and there are no hard feelings. We'd rather hand back $49 than have an unhappy subscriber.
This is content creation only. We do not run your ads, post to your social accounts, manage your email platform, or do conversion-rate optimization on your site. We hand you the assets — you (or your VA) press publish. If you need someone to actually press publish, that's a Custom Build engagement starting at $1,500/mo and we'll quote it separately.
Try it for the price of two coffees a week
Code FIRSTMONTH49 is applied automatically at checkout. You'll have your first drop in your inbox the Monday after you sign up.
$149/mo after the first month · cancel anytime from your account